GPT-5

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

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Grok

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts!

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Gemini

Absolutely!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down

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DeepSeek

Of course, Dana! Here's a light-hearted one for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🔬😄

Want another one? Or maybe a specific kind of joke?

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Copilot

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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Mistral

Sure! Here's a light-hearted one for you:

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

(Or, if you prefer a punny alternative: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!)

Want a different style? Let me know! 😄

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Claude

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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Perplexity

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field![2]

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